Negrodamus
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Negrodamus was a prophet/seer , who appeared on Chappelle's Show. His name is a portmanteau of the racial term Negro and the famous "prophet" Nostradamus. His predictions are often true.
Examples of Negrodamus' wisdom
Q: What will happen to Rosie O'Donnell?
N: Rosie O'Donnell will have a sex change. She will become a man. And then "he" will marry Liza Minnelli's husband and beat him.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arnold Schwarzenegger ever leave Maria Shriver?
N: Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger will divorce her and marry Shirley Temple Black, and she will be called Shirley Temple Black-Negger.
Q: Negrodamus, what mistakes did Michael Jackson make before he got arrested?
N: Michael Jackson should have not been a singer. Michael Jackson should have been a priest; then he would have just been transferred.
Q: Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
N: Because he has the receipt.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
N: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called Good Morning, Black America. It will be played at noon throughout the country.
Q: Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
N: White people love Wayne Brady...because he makes...Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
Q: What will happen to Star Jones on The View?
N: Star Jones. Wait, I'm getting something. Star Jones will have two jobs. She will do The View. Then she will take her wig off and do the weather.
