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Jesus has AIDS

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Jesus doin' what he does best: swimming in some homo's urine
Jesus doin' what he does best: swimming in some homo's urine
Can you see Jesus in this image?
Can you see Jesus in this image?

Jesus was a dude from outer space who invented anal sex, he appears in a famous work of fiction: The Bible.

Usually seen as an exclamation ("what the christ!", "holy christ!").

Even after 2000 years, Jesus still remains a controversial figure. Some people really love him, some people really don't. I'm pretty apathetic on the subject, myself.

His followers are called "christians".


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Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say
I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may know
I dont care where they may go
I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, hes my friend; jesus, hes my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, hes my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah

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