Goth

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Good goth! (These don't exist outside of upscale halloween parties)

Another Good Goth! (These don't exist outside of porn sites)

And Another Good Goth! (These don't exist except in Lacuna Coil)

Bad goth! (also: guy )

Step away from the paintbrush and spackle!

Even Betty wants to be goth

Goths are similar to, but not to be confused with, emo

Goth creatures were among the loosely-termed Germanic peoples who disturbed the Roman Empire until its fall, and who inhabited most of the Iberian Peninsula. During the Muslim Conquest of Iberia, when much of the Peninsula came under Islamic rule by 718, the Goths began to settle other lands by a process known as globalisation. When they migrated around the world they were met with great displeasure and they soon formed small, isolated pockets of social groups that interact on a wide-scale basis mainly via internet message boards (known as blogs) and internet "journals". Similar to the common boy scout, they wear ridiculous attire, but suffer from an acute allergy to sunlight (similar to the western breed of office worker except for the piercings and dark-hued eye shadow). They are unusual because they believe they are ugly on purpose (rather than just plain ugly) and that choosing to not conform to the popular "crowd" (in their beliefs, clothes, music) can be best demonstrated by conforming to a different, smaller crowd of people instead (see also retarded rebels and oxyMorons). They often worship false gods such as celebrity pre-school teachers Dani Filth and Marilyn Manson, as well as self-proclaimed Supercowboy and Grand Dragon Richard Simmons. In some cases the Goths even breed with psychochristians to produce Christian goths (a rather peculiar breed).

Goths are known to do heroin.

See Also:

Doom Whale