Gothopotamus
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Gothopotamus
A close relative of the Doom Whale and Tragedy Ham, the Gothopotamus also hangs out at Cafe Netherworld. The hungry, hungry, Gothopotamus survives on a diet of only "sinister" foods, such as Count Chocula and Black Berries. At the bar they can be seen drinking a combo of red wine and Chambord. A Gothopotamus is usually able to keep a boyfriend around, due to their hunger for cock. They have been known to be able to suck the chrome off a bumper.
