Gay Niggers from Outer Space

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Gayniggers From Outer Space (1992) is a documentary directed by Danish filmmaker, DJ and singer Morten Lindberg, also known as Master Fatman. It was given that title because allegedly some homosexual Africans living in Europe claim they feel as if they are from another planet due to their homosexuality. As well, the film's title may be an homage to Ed Wood, Jr.'s movie Plan 9 From Outer Space, whose working title was Grave Robbers From Outer Space or Grave Diggers From Outer Space. The film is best known for inspiring the name of a group of Slashdot trolls called the GNAA.


Gayniggers from Outer Space starts in black and white, but later turns into a colour film. According to the director Lindberg, this is a "dramatic special effect" and is due to "the world being freed from vicious women."

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Plot

It tells the story of a group of intergalactic niggers who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using guns which shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously suppressed male population. Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a gay ambassador to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life.

Overview

  • Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
  • Produced by GayJack Movies
  • Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production

"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

The Crew

  • Captain B. Dick - Captain of the Ringmusculataurus II
  • Sgt. Shaved Balls - Space Technician
  • Mr. Schwa - Counselor, practices ancient Anusian religion of feces worship
  • Agent Arminass - Rookie Gay Agent, fears female creatures
  • Dr. D. Ildo - Data Man

The Ship

The gaynigger ship documented in the film is named the Ringmusculataurus II.

It is more or less cylindrical, and apparently equipped for interstellar travel. The primary remote sensing technology is known as the Ultra Swip-Over, and it is capable of resolving female creatures on a planet's surface from several thousand kilometers away. The ship also possesses a portal, which seems to connect to a sort of universal consciousness, and aids in making decisions. The user interface is a large suspended star-shaped object, through which a fist is inserted.

Cast and characters

  • Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss. A recent graduate of Gay Agent school, Arm seeks the Mark of the Brown Ring and becoming a "True" Gaynigger. (Coco P. Dalbert received top billing because he dubbed his own lines)
  • Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick, an experienced and wise leader.
  • Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo, an expert at genetic manipulation.
  • Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls, a space technician who has served with Captain B. Dick many years.
  • Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul, the German speaking chief engineer.
  • Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

Cult status

The film became a curiosity on the Internet through its listing at the Internet Movie Database. Initially, no synopsis or reviews appeared on the page. However, Michael "Ami" Payne, creator of the now-defunct Mr. Popo's Palace (a comedy site loosely based on the popular anime Dragon Ball Z) is alleged to have posted a very detailed faux-review [1]. It is said that in this review, Payne described scenes featuring the protagonist, Gay Nigger Jim, raping a toilet until he explodes, and a musical number entitled "Gay Niggers Eat Pigs and Fly on Penises Made Out of Ham and Brown Ham, Because They're Gay Niggers. Also, a Gay Nigger is a really, really Gay Nigger!" The review sparked discussion on several forums (see link below) as to whether or not such a film truly existed. The film eventually found its way onto the internet where it was quickly circulated. IMDb soon removed Michael Payne's false review which was quickly replaced by many more describing the actual film.

The Internet troll organization "Gay Nigger Association of America" or GNAA, is named after this movie.


External links

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