303dia:Privacy policy
From 303dia
THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY HERE. IF YOU THINK THERE IS, YOU'RE GAYER THAN AIDS AND THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING GAY!!
Summary
If you only read the 303dia, we will collect all kinds of 1nf0z about you and sell them to AOL.
If you contribute to the 303dia, you are publishing every word you post publicly. You are also most likely gay as fuck and need to have a gerbil removed from your rectum.
Publishing on the wiki and public data
Simply visiting the web site does not expose your identity publicly but may expose you to peen, e-peen, cacapoopoopeepeeshire and other stuff.
When you edit any page in the wiki, you are publishing a document. This is a public act, and you are identified publicly with that edit as its author. So make sure when you talk mad shit about things that you are ready to get your cornhole widened, or some such nonsense.
Identification of an author
When you publish a page here, your stupid ass needs to be logged in. If you can't figure that out, please go back to AOL.
If you are logged in, you will be identified by your user name. Duh.
It may be either difficult or easy for a motivated individual to connect your user name with your real-life identity. Therefore if you are very concerned about privacy, you may wish to log in and publish under a pseudonym. Even then, we know most of you and will make fun of the fact that you tried to hide.
If you use a company mail server from home or telecommute and use a DSL or cable Internet connection, it is likely to be very easy for your employer to identify your IP address and find all of your IP based contributions. So take extreme care when ripping on your boss or talking about how you would like to fuck the hell out of that sexy Korean chick who works in accounting. She won't bang you anyway, she's not into fat geeks. She told me last night after dinner and head. Seriously.
Cookies
Peanut Butter cookies are the bomb. Please send some ASAP. kthx.
Passwords
Don't worry about how strong or weak your passwords are. Thanks to rainbow tables, we already have your word.
Policy on release of data derived from page logs
Here's the deal. We won't release your logged infos to the f3dz!! We will however, use them to make prank calls to your work, mother, girlfriend (oh, like you have one of those. scratch that) and the bars you like to drink in.
Sharing information with third parties
It really depends on who the third party is and if they will let us use them for the filming of "American Bukkake 27: Shitty Jizzy Gang Bang".
Security of information
Pfft..
E-mail, mailing lists and IRC
While we won't sell your e-mail address to spammers, we may send you copies of penis bird.
IRC
IRC channels are not officially part of 303dia proper and futhermore, IRC is a gay ass wasteland (even though most of us sit on it all fucking day). By participating in an IRC channel, your IP address may be exposed to other participants. Mostly we'll just LOL at your vanity host.
User data
Data on users, such as the times at which they edited and the number of edits they have made are publicly available via "user contributions" lists, and in aggregated forms published by other users. When know when you did what and why, nigga.
Removal of user accounts
Nah, why would we do that? If we do, you can get it back easy with the purchase of booze for us to drink.
Deletion of content
Nothing is ever really deleted forever. Just because you don't see it anymore doesn't mean that we aren't still looking at that naked pic of your 15 year old cousin you posted when you were drunk.
